Fart that!

Nicer/cleaner version of saying F*** that! Perhaps around the kids.

"Do you wanna go bungee jumping?"

"Fart that!"

by Cucarachina May 7, 2014

Fart

When a9 chemicals cum out of ur ass

Ew u farted

by drunkbird42 October 8, 2014

meteor fart

a fart that burns, whistles and leaves a very small terd in your underwear.

I just had a meteor fart and must now change my underwear.

by endoxis December 23, 2014

fart musk

The sweet smell of Flatulence which is expelled through the anus

Fart Musk is normal for humans to pass flatus through the rectum, although the amount and the frequency may vary greatly between individuals. It is also normal for intestinal gas passed through the rectum to have a characteristic feculent smell, although this too may vary in concentration.

by Fart face November 17, 2013

Royal Fart

Doing a fart whilst sitting on the toilet.

"I thought I needed to do a dump, but instead i just did a fart" "Man you've just done a royal fart!"

by cuntboy327 February 26, 2015

fart sneeze

A shart. As in never trust a fart. Makes your white jeans look like you sat on a midget eating fudge.

So there I was trying on white jeans for my sisters white trash wedding when I sneezed....and simultaneously shit my tights....fart sneezed. . Looked like I sat on a midget while it was eating pumpkin pie.

by EZD May 1, 2015

creative farting

The ability to fart spontaneously some times in a tune or rhythm

Creative farting

by geez657 May 13, 2015