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Life

A useless part in this dead planet
by JTHarris December 20, 2019
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Life

A sexually transmitted disease that always ends in death. There is currently no known cure. The only way to prevent creating the disease is to have protection. The best way of preventing it is by using condoms, birth control pills, or just not having sex.
Did you hear that bill and sandy gave life to that baby? How horrible! It has to love like with it for its whole life!
by Ash Drowning June 24, 2014
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The answer to life the universe and everything

The answer to life the universe and everything is...
You're really not going to like it 42
by Arthur dent,,,,,, April 15, 2022
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Life

Ok. Im Lazee and am like... not very good at spelling so heer iz my few definitions of the thing that 1 ov my friends hate. Firstly, Its a state ov mind that iz alot ez-r 2 handl wen u dont kare!!! Nextly, Meaninglessness in the mind of those who A) stalk G-friend/B-friend B) Hate Being in the world but are not krazee enuff 2 kill own selvs or C) thoze hoo r dead inside. Lastly and most importantly, A disease that iz bestowed on u by the action of birth and hooz only cure iz to die after a hard and sad life.
Life=death while Death=life
by enemyofsociety13 June 14, 2009
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life's debt

The opposite of a life's savings. Its when you acquire lots of credit card debt, car loan, students loans and are financially inept.
Jack spent his life buying what he wanted with no impulse control and built up his life's debt.
by chipworthington October 18, 2016
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Life Savor

People who never stop taking time to appreciate and making the most of the small things in life.
“When we woke up after an amazingly peaceful night's sleep, for breakfast, our hosts could have offered plain dip coffee and a box pakecakes, but instead, because they proved to be life savors, they made bistro-quality expressos with foam art and made from scratch pancakes and whip cream.
by dn8lane September 4, 2021
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life swinger

Someone who totally dominates life and makes the most of it. They are swinging through life in a good way, lucky them.
"Wow dude, that guy is a total life swinger. You can tell he gets a 95% and above on every test."
by smkjapidos November 9, 2018
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