Life be lifing

An expression that acknowledges the unpredictable and often challenging nature of life, reflecting its ongoing, sometimes relentless disruptions and surprises.

It can be used humorously to add a light-hearted tone when discussing life's ups and downs, or more seriously to express resignation to circumstances beyond one's control.

Humorous: "Missed my bus, spilled coffee on my shirt, and forgot my wallet—all before 9 AM! Well, life be lifing!"
Serious: "I was set to present today, but with the news of the family crisis, I had to postpone. Life be lifing, as they say."

by ThoughtfulTheorist April 16, 2024

My Life Is Like A Video Game

The First Scentence Of The 13th Worst Song Of All Time

Ronnie Radke: MY LIFE IS LIKE A VIDEO GAME
Ronnies Therapist: You Need Help

by fwefff November 21, 2023

Life support discarder

Someone who discards life supports

Boy1:Hey!
Girl1: Hey life support discarder!
Boy1: We're breaking up..

by anonymous September 11, 2021

Wife from a past life

A woman which is really hot - but also really dead, who you'd like to sleep with or marry.

Q: Have you ever heard of Katharine Hepburn?
A: Hell yeah, hot AF. she's my wife from a past life.

by Gbreezy84 January 2, 2017

Life

In other words it's disappointing. A huge disappointment.

Life is a game where everyone loses.

I hate life

by Crazy lady one on one December 5, 2022

portable, handheld, life-ending mechanism

A long way to call a pistol.

Harry was carrying a portable, handheld, life-ending mechanism in the right pocket of his pants. "Pistol" has six letters, "portable, handheld, life-ending mechanism" has 37 letters, one hyphen, and three spaces.

by but for April 23, 2021

Low-Code Low-Life

A "developer" who builds entire "apps" by dragging boxes around a screen and calling it innovation. They brag about "streamlining business processes" while secretly breaking every best practice known to software engineering. Usually found in corporate IT departments preaching "citizen development" as they drown in spaghetti workflows and performance issues they can’t debug.

Chad from accounting just built a 'fully automated inventory workflow' in or ERP, now it crashes if you type a lowercase 'e'. Classic Low-Code Low-Life move.

by Jg eazy November 5, 2025