Coop-Maxing

Being 6’5 or over and jerk your dick 2 times a day with a massage gun and only nut in women’s assholes after they start bleeding on your dick

Yo bro stop coop-Maxing to my mom. Atleast stroke it with your hand.

by anonymous January 4, 2025

Kp Maxxing

When someone is aura farming constantly and tries really hard to be chill. Possibly Gay

"Look at that guy going to the bookstore by himself and telling everyone about it, he is Kp Maxxing."

by Saba Bahktiari January 10, 2025

flesh maxing

The art of stretching one's own foreskin out enough to be used as a blanket

Jon was flesh maxing all summer so he would be ready for the winter!

by anonymous January 26, 2025

Doogle Maxxing

The act of yo-yoing a turd back and fourth creating an immense suction that results in shooting the turd out of your mouth.

“Wow that was an epic doogle max!” “Thanks bro I’ve been doogle maxxing a lot lately”

by 2HawkMasterTuah February 3, 2025

veggie maxxing

“Veggie maxxing” derives from the term being a veggie - extremely lazy

josh: i just spent 4 hours watching reels
harry: mate you need to stop veggie maxxing and lock tf in

by wagwandelila February 6, 2025

cisco-maxxing

If a person cannot stop yapping about cisco protocols. The person is usually a nerd and also invested in linux.

He got 50 000 servers in his basement.

A: Bro do you want to drink and drive?
D: No, I cannot stop cisco-maxxing to these children.
A: Let me think about it

by Pi-tscha February 6, 2025

Chinese Maxxing

Being extremely Chinese with you ways. Low stress, low cortisol level activities such as gambling (baccarat), drinking beers and smoking cigs with friends talking about nothing, or just low squat cig smoking in front of a business. Must be very chill vibes

Me and John are going to be Chinese maxxing at the baccarat table tonight, then go to karaoke and eat some food.

by gottabesuperchill February 2, 2026