John

A man with a very large merle, usually above 6 inches

John has the biggest merle of all guys I know

by Great dude MC dudeface December 30, 2016

John Isaac

Means gladness comes from above,through the gleaming light of laughter . The feeling of joyousness ,brought in from the vibrant feeling of loving life And all it has to offer.

John : meaning graced by God
Isaac : meaning he will laugh

John Isaac is blessed by God and so he laughs.

by anonymous November 23, 2021

Slurpin' it up like John Fisher

When you start mischievously slurp something in front of your friends in a suggestive way, you say "I'm slurping it up like John fisher".

Guy 1: "Bro, stop doing that, its weird"
Guy 2: "But I'm slurpin' it up like John Fisher!"

by JohnFisherTheGoat July 29, 2025

John Ultrakill

A playful and satirical way of referring to the protagonist of the hit boomer shooter game ULTRAKILL — V1.

It can also be used to call people who are extremely good at the game.

V1: I am John Ultrakill.
Everyone: Holy shit it's John Ultrakill!!!1!1

by Artificeeer March 15, 2025

logan john mesteler

logan. he has no fucking style. he’s italian

logan john mesteler wears flamingo shorts

by kartrasjoans October 21, 2022

John-Dag

The most handsome boy.... very cute. He might look innocent but he’s hella annoying but fun to be around. You might not want him around most of the time but when he’s not there you tend to miss him.... he’s the best younger brother

Look over there he looks annoying... I’m sure it’s John-Dag. But he’s fun to be around

by Thee_purrfect_star November 24, 2021

tropical john

A passionate pineapple full of sweet juices, harvested from the flavor mines of the deep Congo. This is a very controversial issue as child labor extensively used, hence the name john

Make me a beautiful symphony of smoothie flavors with a tropical John

by Mikachu April 26, 2015