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Tom Riddle's hair 

The true hair of Slytherin (hair, heir get it?).
Huhhh, that is the true heir of Slytherin.

No, it is the true HAIR of Slytherin, it is Tom Riddle's hair.
Tom Riddle's hair by H4hE3 March 26, 2023

Sister Golden Hair 

Well, I tried to make it Sunday, but I got so damn depressed
That I set my sights on Monday and I got myself undressed
I ain't ready for the altar but I do agree there's times
When a woman sure can be a friend of mine
Well, I keep on thinkin' 'bout you
Sister Golden Hair surprise
And I just can't live without you
Can't you see it in my eyes?
I've been one poor correspondent
And I've been too, too hard to find
But it doesn't mean you ain't been on my mind
Will you meet me in the middle?
Will you meet me in the air?
Will you love me just a little?
Just enough to show you care?
Well, I tried to fake it
I don't mind sayin', I just can't make it
Well, I keep on thinkin' 'bout you
Sister Golden Hair surprise
And I just can't live without you
Can't you see it in my eyes?
Now I've been one poor correspondent
And I've been too, too hard to find
But it doesn't mean you ain't been on my mind
Will you meet me in the middle?
Will you meet me in the air?
Will you love me just a little?
Just enough to show you care?
Well, I tried to fake it
I don't mind sayin', I just can't make it

A Jersey Boy’s Hair Gel 

When you are masturbating (usually when seated) and ejaculate in the air which results in the semen landing on your head. You then have to stand up, go to a mirror, and slick your hair back Pauly D style.
Person 1-ayy why is Jim’s hair like that?
Person 2-he’s got a jersey boy’s hair gel
Person 1-ohh that explains y his hair is slicked back pauly d style

mac n cheese hair

mac n cheese hair is a wonderful girl who is amazing and the best person ever

National short haired womens day

August 8th is the day celebrating the god given gift that is short haired women
Dude1: Man did you know that tomorrow is National short haired womens day?

Dude2: Hell yeah!

Aboody AKA Red Haired KAREN 

He Likes Deez Nuts And Is A RED HAIRED KAREN
Aboody AKA Red Haired KAREN