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Cum dumpster

Why would you date her dude? She's just a cum dumpster!
by Phouc Meeh September 26, 2015
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Cum bubble

A name to call your friends when they do something mean
Why did you hit me you Cum bubble?
by Jerkcircle June 28, 2016
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Lengthy-cum

Ejaculation that lasts for so long that your condom almost explodes from the overwhelming amounts of cum. If not wearing a condom you are sure to produce a baby (or babies).
Man... last night Cindy made me lengthy-cum. I was worried my condom would burst!!
by snickered July 5, 2016
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Cum-Smeck

The act of jizzing in your own hand and then quickly slapping someone in the face with that hand.
Nigga, if you don't get me my money I will Cum-Smeck you so hard!
by can sir July 30, 2016
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Cum guzzling skank whore

A female thing that sexts 50+ dudes and calls them all baby. She will fuck them in less than 3 days 7 tops. Most likely known under other names as well.
That's the cum guzzling skank whore from the fair trying for baby number four.

Slut, skank, hoe, whore, dirty, nasty, cum guzzling slut
by Whoresihate August 15, 2016
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cum spoon

The ability of a male or female to form their tongue, extended, into a "cup" or "spoon" formation to receive ejaculate (male or female).

The intent is to visibly receive the emission into one's "cup" or "spoon" to display one's skill at capturing it, prior to consuming or spitting it out.

NB. Polite protocol is to consume.
"I stuck my tongue out, wriggled it and made a cum spoon and he soon filled it"

"I put my tongue out and she soon gushed into my cum spoon"

NB: A female American adult performer, name long forgotten, demonstrated her 'cum spoon' tongue at Cannes on the red carpet. It was a rather admirable demonstration.
by TechnoHippie August 23, 2016
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Cum bubbles

When you cream pie a girl and she quifes
Cum bubbles are "Oh those cum bubbles taste so goood"
by TheCam18 September 4, 2016
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