blaze your glory

A euphemism for masturbation/sex. As in, “I’m blazing my glory rn.”

Ex: “When we get back to your apartment, I’m gonna blaze your glory.”

by Half Unus Half Annus August 1, 2023

Varnish your venison

To slap your salami, pull your pickle or tug your turkey.

You'd better but get caught trying to varnish your venison.

by GaryButtGas August 9, 2023

Dune your Mom

The best Ligma meme

hey kevin do you know what dune is?, Whats that?, Dune your mom.

by Dumbpolish June 12, 2022

Beet your ass

When corrective action is needed without violence, a peeled beet is used to place a red mark in the ass crack.

If you make her mad because you aren’t doing your job, she will beet your ass so you don’t forget!

by Imwithstupid June 29, 2022

keep your hair on

to request someone to stay calm and not get annoyed

The general said keep your hair on during the meeting this time

by BottomDop February 22, 2022

here's your (you)

4chan slang. Said when replying to a desperate, attention seeking post with the intention of baiting replies.

"What a sad, desperate post. Here's your (You)"

by CirclejerkMaster69 March 2, 2022

Shoot your shot

To let go of your pride and pursue someone you are interested in

Life is full of complications, so just shoot your shot anyways

by Ticz025 March 3, 2022