RIGHT IN THE EYE

When a GRAPHIC horror scene happens and you can't look..

*John is walking down the street and gets BRUTALITY massacred* You look at the brutalness RIGHT IN THE EYE

by anonymous March 5, 2021

eye-beam

A structural/support-column of varying size --- i.e., ranging anywhere from a simple length of 1X3 strapping all the way up to a bleepin' GIANT SEQUOIA trunk, depending on how big a hypocrite someone is --- located in the orbital-cavity of many humans, particularly sniffy-arrogant tongue-cluckers and overly-critical finger-waggers who squintingly notice minute specks of sawdust in other people's eyes.

It should be unnecessary to actually purchase much if any framing-lumber to build a new church; one initially only needs to invite large numbers of people to come to an outdoor service in a vacant lot, and then just cast out all their eye-beams and stack them up in a huge pile at once side of the lot... as we all know, the bulk of church-attendees are major hypocrites, anyway, and so there should be no shortage of 2X4 studs, 4X4 posts, floor-truss members, railroad-ties, etc. Extra points if you also ask each member of said congregation to bring a handful of nails; you should then be able to start construction immediately! And don't fret that said holy sanctum is being fabricated from sinful materials --- it's common knowledge that most churches were "built on hypocrisy" anyway, so you should be all good.

by QuacksO October 19, 2019

Bitch-eye

Used when a random fat guy sits beside you in a cafeteria and his fat meat frequently hits you and makes you rage.

Josh: My gosh why does his fat meat keep hitting me:
Kim Jong Un: Just give him the bitch-eye man, just bitch-eye him.

by Espirago May 5, 2021

eye sigh

When someone rolls their eyes in frustration.

My wife gave me the ol' eye sigh in bed.

by Ereck Flowers November 13, 2018

heavy eye roll

Shut up Cyndi.

If I used emojis, you would get a heavy eye roll.

by ItsTooLateForAPseudonym September 30, 2018

Ireland's Eye

Nessan the Duke of 400 AD had three sons, and named a monastery in their honor. the monastery is on the island called Ireland's Eye. The name of the island is 'Inis Mac Neasain' or the 'Island of the sons of Nessan', the monastery has the same name in Gaelic.

The monastery is good craic for a quick visit during the summer. Not a huge amount there today but an interesting place all the same.

Dave: Did you go to Howth and see Ireland's Eye?

Kevin: Yeah it was good fun, I enjoyed the Island of Ireland's Eye

by Jack O'Meara October 21, 2019

flying the red eye

Doing your girl in the ass. As soon as you cum you pull out, pull her head around and wipe your meat across her eyes. As she tries to blink the soon to be pink eye away you say "thanks for flying (your name here) express, and launch her off the balcony.

defined: did you hear about the girl that jumped at my building last night? she was flying the red eye.

by biffduncan October 25, 2019