chicken god

a dude who has a lot of chicks and gets more pussy than imaginable

boy 1: how can i become a chicken god
chicken god: you'll never be one because you ain't getting laid

by chicken pussy May 9, 2018

Peanut Butter War God

An overweight and often hairy man, covered in peanut butter, committing a sexual act.

Surveillance cameras captured a peanut butter war god in the main elevator of our hotel.

by Troy1983 March 1, 2018

God

God is the most divine being in the universe, we are all his children and we must love him, for he loves us. Please, spread the word, it’s not too late yet.

Friend 1: Hey, do you believe in God?

Friend 2: Yes.
Friend 1: Good, we must spread the news.

by UrbanDictatorOrSMTH April 28, 2021

fapping god

A PIECE OF SHIT

I KNOW A FAPPING GOD.

by 84udahbsdka November 9, 2017

gif god

A person who has an unmatched ability to manifest gifs in a text, IM or online group message conversation. Usually one who sends the gif in a message that most accurately describes what everyone is thinking or are the funniest, and make the most sense.

Brad always sends the best gifs, how does he find the right one to make us all laugh, he is such a gif god!

by Spiderdolphin February 21, 2019

tummy god

someone who obsessively plays tummy sticks

Pgoo likes playing tummy sticks. he is a tummy god

by cummy god November 13, 2022

Microwave God

God of microwaves, They are so much better than toasters and ovens or stoves

Microwave.exe has stopped working

Hey I forgot to pray to the microwave god today :(, *gets struck by lightning*

by microwave-overlord November 11, 2020