Cum Combover

The results of getting cum on your stomach and trying to wipe it off with a tissue, resulting in it getting matted down into an unsightly combover.

My partner was over last night and after we had relations, I had the lost unsightly cum combover and had to take a shower. My stomach looked like the top of my uncle Larry's head.

by mrvincent May 18, 2021

Cum Leech

A woman who refused to detach from the Penis after oral sex.

"Jenny is a cum Leech she sucked my cock and then I fell asleep ,it went on for hours until I got a cum blister"

by Cone stoker August 20, 2022

pre cum promise

A promise made before fully ejaculating, usually a vow to keep masturbating after your limit

I'm never able to follow through on my pre cum promises

by Dhernandez240 June 6, 2017

Cum

The horny milk that comes out of your penis

I hate cum

by arandomdudelol November 23, 2023

carly cummings

An elephant girl that will shoot a pigeon in a second.

Carly Cummings shot that pigeon again.

by Howdilicious January 15, 2019

brady cummings

A soulless immortal creature. Considered a wonder of the modern world. Still unexplained by science.

Scientist are still unsure what makes up the approximately 300Ib of Brady Cummings. It is theorized he is made up mostly of dark matter along with other materials and minerals found only in the un-observable universe.

by Anonymousscientist21 August 19, 2021

Cum Jockey

A horse rider that swallows horse semen

Damn she can ride a horse really well, I bet she’s a cum jockey

by Quite fdbwjj October 20, 2019