Schrödinger's Glory Hole

when you don't know if it's a woman or a femboy on the other side but you still slip it in anyways and find out later

Jackson: fuck man I went to that glory hole expecting a femboy, but I got a woman slobbering all over my meat 😭😭

Leo: mustard been a Schrödinger's Glory Hole then

by theJuanwhoknocks September 6, 2025

Holed Up

When something cool or not cool happens and you feel like a Butthead.

Butthead: “Uhuh Holed Up. Uhehehe Holed.

by Rat1996 September 6, 2025

Guess you're taking the scenic route to the hole

This phrase is said while golfing. to someone who isn't keeping their ball within the fairway. It usually means they're in the trees or hazard areas.

Your ball is about two inches off of the white house's fence. I guess you're taking the scenic route to the hole.

by jokesandluck September 9, 2025

MOLLY HOLE

The hole you dig on the beach to keep the people on molly in.

"Hey Brian are you digging the molly hole tonight?"

"Dude the molly hole was crazy last night!"

by Jacki Malarkus September 9, 2025

Black Hole Dweller

Somebody who only does anal during sex.

I'm such a Black Hole Dweller for your mum

by TowerPowerYT September 10, 2025

going down a rabbit hole

The act of spending two or more hours obsessively researching something on the internet, often starting with accidentally stumbling across a topic and ending up deep in related information, videos, or articles. an individual going down a rabbit hole may feel completely burned out after hours of research.

Ivan was going down a rabbit hole with the D4VD case and ended up on something completely unrelated after four hours of researching. I haven’t seen anyone go down one this bad!

by tommyvercettifanclub September 21, 2025

Italian Black Hole Jelqsmaxxing

When you pay a homeless Italian man to lick your nipples in such a way that your penis extends. Combine this with doing it near a black hole so your penis spaghettifies and also increases in length. While doing all this, start jelqing to maximize the length of your penis. Once your penis has reached a length of about 50 kilometers, you are now ready to penetrate your Italian man.

You wanna go find some people to Italian Black Hole Jelqsmaxx with?
I just Italian Black Hole Jelqsmaxxed with that guy over there!
I love Italian Black Hole Jelqsmaxxing!

by Bornelius September 22, 2025