toss a beat

To mastubate, beat off, jack off, beat the bishop, rub one out and so on

After I saw those two girl's I had to go to the shitter so I could toss a beat.

by Dave buttox May 18, 2004

smizz a bizz

smoking the magic leaf.

Let's grab the Plucenta and smizz a bizz

by chfsfdsf June 25, 2006

chuck a brown wheezer

to fart; to be flatulent; to contribute to the low-atmostpheric supply of methane and, to lesser extents, hydrogen by expelling said gases through one's anus (usually in mixed company)

My grandma used to chuck a brown wheezer every time she got really nervous.

by Matt Turner October 1, 2006

Cheek-A-Boo

When girls wear extremely short shorts (or Daisy Dukes) and their ass cheeks peek out.
They don't stick out, ..they peek out (peek-a-boo)

"Hey buddy, did you see those cheek-a-boo's?"
"Yeah man, that girl has a nice ass!"

by Dan James December 25, 2008

sick twisted son of a bitch

one crazy mother fucker

laura knapp is one sick twisted son of a bitch. she eats babies!

by Jesus Mohamed Christ September 4, 2008

Jack in a Box

A penis that looks average until it is aroused and then erects to a size well above the norm.

Andrew: Yes, my penis looks only about an inch long when it is soft.

Slampiece: Well I must admit, your Jack in a Box was a nice surprise!

by Quagmire517 September 9, 2011

Playing the Violin with your Wrist and a Blade

Playing the violin with your wrist and a blade is a term used by people who cut themselves that don't want to to know what they're on about. Usually its just called "Playing the Violin" but when used around other cutters they use the full term.

Person 1: "I heard that she played the violin last night."
Person 2: "Yeah, using her wrist and a blade! I hope she's alright.
Person 1: "Playing the Violin with Your Wrist and a Blade can be dangerous, but it helps her get through the tough times."

by Nightmare Zodiac January 9, 2011