When an individual wakes in the morning and has breakfast and coffee whilst attempting to defecate on the toilet simultaneously.
Hila: *knocks* I need to use the restroom!
Ethan: Can't, Good morning and God Bless !
Hila: Do you need Ketchup or TP?
Ethan: Can't, Good morning and God Bless !
Hila: Do you need Ketchup or TP?
by KnowledgeForTheAnxious May 29, 2018
by Siririba July 10, 2025
by Big ty 29284 September 07, 2023
shit that virgins say while extending their sweaty palms towards the members of their favorite band after "just happening" to run into them after the show (when in reality they've been waiting outside the venue for 2 hours)
by ThwipGuy June 14, 2019
the hit AMC drama about the ruthless drug manufacturer and kingpin Heisenberg softening up and becoming a pleasant average suburban neighborhood dad named Walter White. Throughout the series, he finds new friends, family, and even love with the help of philanthropist and high school chemistry teacher Jesse Pinkman.
by ohugyftutih May 11, 2024
by Mikeyjr February 15, 2024
Parent: "I paid good money for that!"
Kid: "Your telling me you paid good money for this piece of shit t-shirt of a poop emoji dabbing?"
Kid: "Your telling me you paid good money for this piece of shit t-shirt of a poop emoji dabbing?"
by asphaltfries July 07, 2022