A tall semi-italian business man with big feet, a dump truck, tiny calves, tons of beautiful girl friends but no true maidens. They are godlike at smash but frequently have performances just as mid as their body dysmorphia makes them think they are. H.P. is there superpower. They have time traveled from the future. They also frequently recieve hate from non chads, not natty roid ragers, and 14 year olds from Istanbul.
Friend 1: “I think todays a good day for calf raises and to dm a maiden With to A’s in her name.”
Friend 2: “ Don’t be Such a lasagna king. Just skip leg day and ignore your gym rat like every other gym bro.”
Friend 2: “ Don’t be Such a lasagna king. Just skip leg day and ignore your gym rat like every other gym bro.”
by DaNFTMillionaire May 22, 2022
The game where two guys pull their pants down to the ankles. Tucking your penis and testicles between the legs and sealing them behind the walls of the legs. Have your arms tucked in like you're a Raptor. You and your opponent fight. The winner is the one who's amenities are still tucked
by Master Beans May 14, 2025
The most interesting girl that you have ever met in your life! you wont be in any of your classes but she will see you and sometimes talk to you in the morning
by yourboyaustin21 January 15, 2018
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by sythedemon May 01, 2021
The king of duck is the one who play in the Metropolitan Police, he have the full authorities overs duck, if don't respect him, you will be banned, he is also a Criminal Investigation Member, if you bother him he will fuck your arse up.
I want to bother the king of duck, I by then get fucked up.
I want to pray duck, then you may pray that is fine if you hail him.
I want to pray duck, then you may pray that is fine if you hail him.
by king of duck March 02, 2017