kid-hand

when one's hand hurts after hitting one's kid (or occasionally younger sibling) because said kid did something retarded

I gave my son a crack on the arse and now I have kid-hand.

by markhonci December 28, 2009

Boat Hand

A rather robust wiener or penis on a Frenchman in Quebec.

AnakynSky Traker has a fucking boat hand between his legs!!!!

by Mr. Boathand January 07, 2021

two handed turtle

when someone gives a guy a handjob with one hand and catches his shit with the other as its coming out of his ass.

David: Hey man! Little Red gave me a two handed turtle last night.

by muleymomma May 19, 2014

frosty hand job

The act of submerging your hand in ice water until it becomes numb and then jerking yourself of while watching the Frosty the Snowman special.
Properly executed you should get the feeling you are being given a hand job by a frozen corpse.

By night 2 of being lost in the snowy forest Timmy resorted to a frosty hand job which reminded him of the many loveless nights with his ex.

by Jarenticus December 19, 2017

Phone hand

1. What gen Z calls their dominant hand

2. A cramp in your wrist from using your phone

-Which of these beers is yours?
-The one in your phone hand.

I spent all night texting Andre and got phone hand so bad I couldn’t hold a fork today.

by Amchurches May 13, 2023

wandering hand

I went in the bed room to play "wandering hands" With Hanna, She would not stop getting wet.

I went in the bed room to play "wandering hands"

by DrunkenValor January 17, 2016

Hand Dam

When you cum inside a girl and after you pull out she uses her hand to hold the cum inside her from getting on the sheets

This Hand Dam isn't going to hold forever! Get the towel!

by shabam37 March 18, 2021