clittage cheese 

a clit that looks all saggy and bumpy like a fleshy form of cottage cheese.

that chick last night had clittage cheese dude!

clittage cheese by Ms. Bitch Plays Rough October 2, 2009

greasy cheeseburger

Unspecific but somewhat depraved sexual act that should help distract from a Saturday morning hangover. Like a real cheeseburger, it's better with some bacon.

Guy_Howdy said:
@lucyspet You are a pro, baby. You need a greasy cheeseburger like nobody's business.

JuarezAfterDark said:
@Guy_Howdy I'd love to give @lucyspet a greasy cheeseburger. #euphemism

greasy cheeseburger by JuarezAfterDark October 11, 2010

Geek Cheese 

Crap that forms under your keyboard keys that takes years to cultivate. Composed of hair, dead skin cells, fingernails, staples, leftover food crumbs and other unnamed crap.

Jim: I recently bought a cheap used laptop!
Bob: Probably has Geek Cheese...
Jim: -Lifts up some of the keys- WTF!

Geek Cheese by iRikeDaPeepoh March 14, 2011

Random Cheese Doodles 

A website founded by I. Will. Eat. You, filled completely with randomness. It was created as an outlet for all of the funny and weird stuff found on the internet. It's filled so much that a second website had to open to have enough space. It is related to the website, Caleb and the Pirates, a band site.

Caleb and the Pirates
Random Cheese Doodles

Random Cheese Doodles by I. Will. Eat. You. October 2, 2011

cream cheese nerds 

nerds from philly

Q: How the fuck does the term salty have anything to do with Philly?
A: Prolly just a bunch of cream cheese nerds hacking urban dictionary

cream cheese nerds by duckdogs December 19, 2012

bug cheese

Another name for the guts of squashed or trampled bug that weirdly looks like cheese

mosquito: bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
girl: eww! *stomps*
mosquito: *squish*
girl: omg bug cheese!

bug cheese by Happy Cow January 8, 2014

Fried Cheeseburger Pancake 

When a fat chick whose smelly, nasty, withered pussy fried hamburger with a frothy yellowish film cheese lowers all of that gaping meat onto a guy's face, leaving it flattened pancake.

My brother died last year after his girlfriend gave him a fried cheeseburger pancake.

Fried Cheeseburger Pancake by BlownHard April 23, 2015