White Knight Syndrome

When a person, usually a male, feel a urge to help another person, usually a female, even when not asked nor needed.

He just helped her because he got the White Knight Syndrome WKS. Remember young padawan, everytime you help a girl in need she'll definitely remember you, upon another time of need.

by Walter Market April 15, 2015

james blunt syndrome

Singing "You're Beautiful" quietly in an ear in order to score with a girl.

"Dude, How did Partario score?"
"He's got James Blunt Syndrome"

by Thegreatnick April 24, 2006

Selective Fatigue Syndrome

A.K.A. Albert Haynesworth disease. Known to affect large, unfit individuals on the Redkins offensive line after 1 to 2 consecutive plays. Symptoms include phantom ACL tears, "back spasms" and other clearly non-life threatening falls to the turf.

Oh shit, the Skins $100MM off-season championship Albert Haynesworth looks like he must have broken his femure - he's really writhing around on the ground...

No, dipshit, that's just his Selective Fatigue Syndrome. He'll eat a donut on the sideline and will be fine after he takes another 4 series off.

by Bartholomew Turdstain October 27, 2009

Media Mind Syndrome

A disorder in which a person has distorted views about real-world situations, caused by listening to and referring to the mainstream media for all information.

Dave: So what do you think of Obama's plan on withdrawing troops in Afghanistan? I'm thinking it's too early, but at the same time, it is costing us way too much money, and it will have a significant finacial impact on future generations.

Cody: Huh? What the hell are you talking about?

Dave: I'm talking about our president.

Cody: Oh yeah. I hate him. He's just a socialist pig that hates america.

Dave: Do you even know what socialism is?

Cody: …

Dave: …

Cody: Don't you think Kim Kardashian went a little overboard to create a dream wedding. I mean, yeah she's rich and all, but come on!

Dave: Cody, I kept my mouth shut for too long, but I'm finally just going to say it: I'm worried about you. I think you have Media Mind Syndrome.

by rogerthewhale August 26, 2011

chinese restaurant syndrome

Also called monosodium glutamate symptom complex, is a collection of symptoms which may include headache, flushing, sweating, and a sensation of pressure in the mouth or face. It is commonly believed that monosodium glutamate (MSG) is the cause, but repeated scientific studies have shown no link.

Ever wondered what LFO meant when they sang, "Chinese food makes me sick" from their song "Summer Girls"?... well, now you know, its because of chinese restaurant syndrome!

by mini-chiko January 14, 2008

Truth Derangement Syndrome

Condition a person suffers from when they are so invested in their pro-Trump, anti-American views that they begin to behave erratically, disregard facts that expose their sire's gross incompetence, and invent fictional diagnoses to undermine the conclusions drawn by sensible people

Any person who continues to support and defend Trump after the recent traitorous statements in Helsinki surely suffers from Truth Derangement Syndrome.

by beefnasty July 18, 2018

carpal hero syndrome

n. A condition very like carpal tunnel syndrome, occurs when the median nerve, which runs from the forearm into the hand, becomes pressed or squeezed at the wrist due to too many hours of obsessive Guitar Hero play.

Honey, I'd love to vacuum our living room, but I have carpal hero syndrome from sneaking out of bed at 3am to practice Guitar Hero. Sorry.

by miellyn December 9, 2008