John Shit

It's when someone you know does something incredibly dumb & there is absolutely no logic behind it at all "That's Some John Shit!" And you feel like you're out of your gourd/speechless at how stupid oneself could be.

Someone that takes a shower right before they workout, & after. That's some John Shit.

by good buddy June 12, 2014

shit-fuck

When neither 'shit' nor 'fuck' cut it.

Dr. Bunghole Inspector- You have AIDS

You- Well, shit-fuck.

by CatInYourHat April 12, 2011

Fairy Shit

Usually used as a term to define the mindset of someone (usually a simpleton) who insists that everyone should live in a magical fairy tale world where everyone shares tofu and sugar free snacks and reads fairy tales to each other. The term is also used to define someone who believes that the big bad wolf will get them if they don't ban all non G rated movies.

Good God, if I ever have to listen to her fairy shit banter about why we should ban dodge ball, I'm going to hang myself by my spinal cord.

by Lena-Scarlette Katrina March 14, 2009

farting shit

Instead of farting, you fart of course, but you shit.

Telamon tried to fart like a boss, but he farting shit himself.

by CoralOralMarisa June 19, 2014

shitting dicks

When your poo is large, long, and roughly shaped like a penis. Makes one think of anal sex.

Bob: How was your poo?
Joe: It was like shitting dicks.

by mumbojumbo5 April 7, 2011

Shit Star

A creative, yet crude, description of one's asshole.

Come over here and let Daddy tongue punch your shit star.

by Elithis December 20, 2010

Shit Race

A competitive event where two people attempt to complete a defecation in the fastest time, while occupying adjacent bathroom stalls. Also known as a Brown Derby, after the Wimpy desert.

Ian just beat me hands down in a Shit Race. Either that or he just fired a shotgun into a bucket of livers in there.

by Lord Chief Justice June 24, 2005