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Poop

Poop is a substance that comes out of your behind
It can be brown, red, yellow, sometimes green. (Odd right?)
It can also be watery a.k.a diarrhea, which is most of the time unpleasant.
There are different types of poop such as Number 1 Number 2 and Number 3.
The most easiest way to explain it is the higher it is within these 3 numbers, the harder it is to poop it out.
There are more but those are the main ones that most people know.
Friend 1: Nah man, last night i couldn't Poop at all!
Friend 2: Same man, must've been those taco bell tacos we ate.
by Jenni <3 September 12, 2021
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Poop

When someone eats a lot and poop something green or brown
Ayo I ate a lot of kale salad today I have to poop

Jakyra and mahogany:ew girl you nasty
by Mahoganylol December 7, 2019
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Poop a Loop

A circular or lollipop-shaped path that a dog owner creates/packs down for their small dog to walk in the deep snow and go to the bathroom.
The snow was so deep, I had to make a poop a loop for my little dog this morning.
by Tashispice June 6, 2016
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Poop

Poop
Poop?
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poop

the stuff that comes out of your butt
poop is coming out of my butt
by mimi loranger May 11, 2020
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Meta Poop

Deification that occurs after drinking Metamucil. This usually involves only a few large logs Of poop and only requires a single wipe of the anus.
Took a sip of my coffee and took a huge Meta Poop.
by Clars800 September 12, 2020
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poop scotch

Oh the humanity, my ass icthes so damn bad from the excess poop scotch left behind.

I have literally been in and out of the bathroom all day long, wiping away the poop scotch that just doesn't end.

I remember coming home from school with poop scotch on my tightly whiteys, due to the massive weggies Nelson would give me on a daily basis.
Oh golly gee, I obviously cut my turd off to early, being that I've been wiping poop scotch of my itchy brown eye all day.

Damn my ass itches bad, I can only imagine how sticky and thick the poop scotch is down yonder.

What a hot brutal day I've had at work honey, especially with the terrible swamp ass I've been dealing with throughout the day, I couldn't wait to get back and wash the sticky and very itchy poop scotch out of my turd cutter hairs.
by anonymous May 5, 2017
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