Poop

The forbidden dildo

AGH POOP UP MY PUSSY

by Harderplz December 31, 2018

Group Poop

A spontaneous and perplexing event when everyone takes a poop together at the end of an orgy.

I never felt closer to Tom and Karen than when sitting next to them after I fucked her and everyone taking a huge group poop together.

by Nun on the run March 27, 2020

Poop

A mundane and smelly thing... Unless it's outside of a toilet... In which case, it's fucking hilarious!

Hym "Everybody is laughing AT Amber for pooping in the bed but I'm over here laughing WITH her.... Because that shit is fucking hilarious! Hahahahaha!!!"

Iam "I feel bad about the Depp thing now though..."

Hym "Hahaha! We were illustrating a point about how inflammatory statements are blatantly ignored when they're coming from one side of the political aisle. Our point still stands! Hahahaha!!"

Iam "Well...."

Hym "We can't feel bad about everything all the time. 🤷"

Iam "I know but still..."

Hym "THERE'S A DOODIE OUTSIDE OF THE TOILET!! Come on! That's not where DOODIE goes! That's what makes it fucking hilarious! Hahahahaha!!!"

Iam "..... You're so childish..."

Hym "HOW AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO FINDS THIS HILARIOUS!?!?"

by Hym Iam May 2, 2022

poop

fetes that comes out of your anus

Jake :i just took a poop
Sarah : cool

by trixeer May 14, 2021

poop staff

the poop staff will never be found.

"WHERE. IS. THE. POOP STAFF!!!"

by poop knife May 3, 2022

Scottdale Poop n' Scoop

When your roommate or friend sneaks up on you while your sleeping and gets you to orgasm through rectal insertion without you waking up.

Aw man my roommate gave me the ol' Scottdale Poop n' Scoop last night and I've never woken up more refreshed.

by anonymous January 29, 2022

Poop

Something every sentient being creates after eating.

Person 1: Yo, have you ever eaten your own poop?
Person 2: Yeah bro, it's hella good.

by Hunky Skunk December 25, 2018