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To get on the shovel like a ninja

The act of sniffing white powder,flour,bicarbonate,soap and baking powder.
It's often performed by coke-addicts and idiots.
It also applies to ketamine consumers like Fernando Manzo.
''He's so screwed that likes to get on the shovel like a ninja''
by Fernandito manzo November 28, 2011
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give it up like lent

A way to tell your friends you are giving something up. Able to be used even by the most heathen of us all.
Nathan: So are you going to go exercise today?
Jasmine: Hellz no, I gave that shit up like Lent!

or:

Jasmine: I love to obsessively tweet my friends, but when I'm backpacking, I'll have to give it up like Lent!
by tittiesprinkles January 28, 2009
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Do you like...or something?

A phrase used in a sentence meant to state the obvious. Generally used to make fun of someone who is very vocal about a certain hobby, possession, etc.

Often used on social networking sites as a comment on photos.
Do you like...or something?

Guy puts up a bunch of pictures of himself at a party

Commentor: "Do you like, party or something?

Guy has an album of himself playing basketball.

Commentor: "Do you like, play basketball or something?
by Tyrone14 September 15, 2012
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Hung like a can of 80/'

The only plausible reason for a hot chick to be dating a penniless dweeb. Pronounced "Eighty". Local variants, employing any beverage sold in cans larger than 400ml, are acceptable.
Agent 1: Why is Grace dating Ted? He's dumb, fugly and shit-broke, whilst the only two words to describe her are both "Hubba".

Agent 2: Word is, dude is hung like a can of 80/'.
by TheNix November 23, 2011
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dick like apple pie

Pretty much someone with soft dick that's never hard.
Omfg! Josh has dick like apple pie.
It's in Westside by Ty Dolla Sign
by Queenn.driipy December 2, 2016
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A sentence that cows say when angry at freshman. The sentence doesn’t make sense but they are cows so luckily it wasn’t just “moooooo”. This sentence is used usually by a group of three cows that all look like each other, are super bored with their lives, and smell really dank. ;)
One of the three cows: “mooooooo”

Non-cow person: “what was that”
One of the three cows: “moooo Does it look like it says freshman on it moooo?”
Non-cow person: “does it look like is says for smelly a$$ cows on it?”
One of the three cows: “mooooooo” *hairflip*
by thefabfag;) November 17, 2021
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does he like me back

no he probably doesn't

its fine we can cry together
Person: Does he like me back?
Person 2: No he's gay.
by Yourmomsbussy May 1, 2022
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