Do you like...or something?

A phrase used in a sentence meant to state the obvious. Generally used to make fun of someone who is very vocal about a certain hobby, possession, etc.

Often used on social networking sites as a comment on photos.

Do you like...or something?

Guy puts up a bunch of pictures of himself at a party

Commentor: "Do you like, party or something?

Guy has an album of himself playing basketball.

Commentor: "Do you like, play basketball or something?

by Tyrone14 September 15, 2012

To get on the shovel like a ninja

The act of sniffing white powder,flour,bicarbonate,soap and baking powder.
It's often performed by coke-addicts and idiots.
It also applies to ketamine consumers like Fernando Manzo.

''He's so screwed that likes to get on the shovel like a ninja''

by Fernandito manzo November 28, 2011

Hung like a can of 80/'

The only plausible reason for a hot chick to be dating a penniless dweeb. Pronounced "Eighty". Local variants, employing any beverage sold in cans larger than 400ml, are acceptable.

Agent 1: Why is Grace dating Ted? He's dumb, fugly and shit-broke, whilst the only two words to describe her are both "Hubba".

Agent 2: Word is, dude is hung like a can of 80/'.

by TheNix November 23, 2011

give it up like lent

A way to tell your friends you are giving something up. Able to be used even by the most heathen of us all.

Nathan: So are you going to go exercise today?
Jasmine: Hellz no, I gave that shit up like Lent!

or:

Jasmine: I love to obsessively tweet my friends, but when I'm backpacking, I'll have to give it up like Lent!

by tittiesprinkles January 28, 2009

dick like apple pie

Pretty much someone with soft dick that's never hard.

Omfg! Josh has dick like apple pie.
It's in Westside by Ty Dolla Sign

by Queenn.driipy December 2, 2016

Smiling Like a Dog Shitting Razorblades

A term used to describe a situation where one needs to smile or act happy even though they are in severe pain physically and or mentally. References how dogs (most dogs) facial expression remains the same even when they are in pain. Usually used to describe an unpleasant interaction with authority.

Another variation of this phrase is shaking like a dog shitting razorblades

"The boss was screaming right in her face but she just stood there smiling like a dog shitting razorblades."

by FutureGhost November 13, 2018

Cut that bitch off like a fish

girl gotta go. if u fishing and the fish is not something that u want to keep, throw it back lmao.

"this shit aint gonna get no better if she start an argument with you on the first text conversation aight? Cut that bitch off like a fish, throw her back in the ocean and go find somethin eles"

by Prill. April 27, 2019