ejaculation chicken

When you and another person jack off and the person who finishes first is the loser.

I and Thomas were playing ejaculation chicken yesterday.

by RascalXavierDarakar June 7, 2020

Chicken

(N) slang term for a Kilo (2.2 lbs) of cocaine.

"I'm on my way to pick up that chicken."

by deehoss13 May 5, 2020

Fiery Chicken

It's when the male pours gasoline onto his penis and lights the gasoline on fire. Then he swiftly penetrates the woman's vagina or bootyhole to extinguish the flames.

Jim looked at Jill and he said, "I want to do the fiery chicken with you." He went into the garage to get the gasoline.

by Deez nuts 69696969696966696969 May 24, 2015

Sitting here like a spring chicken

A very bored person who is horribly unshowered, uncouth, irreverent and has cheeto stained fingers. Aka. The worst type of person.

I'm just sitting here like a spring chicken, waiting for the dragonfruit i ordered online.

by MastaTDawg October 11, 2012

Which one of you chicken munching basket ball playing african monkeys did it

mainly used to interrogate those chicken munchers.

Officer:Alright Which one of you chicken munching basket ball playing african monkeys did it?
Black Suspects:It wasn't us man!!

by M4A11X November 8, 2023

Drag Chicken

A Drag Chicken is a peacock

He introduced himself as "the leader" and strutted around like a Drag Chicken.

Let's go to the zoo and see the new Drag Chicken exhibit.

He was born a Drag Chicken.

by Voiceover2k July 30, 2024

chicken jockey

The infamous line spoken by Steve (played by Jack Black) in A Minecraft Movie (2025). Its become a popular meme known for causing chaos in many theaters and even leading to some being shut down.

Garett: "They want me to fight the chicken?"
*baby zombie hops on the chicken, giggles and then growls at Garett*
Garett: *girly scream*
Steve: Chicken jockey!

by Globally Offensive Cunt Strike April 28, 2025