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Massey Ferguson Chicken Jumper

One who chicken jumps with Massey Ferguson.
OMG, it’s a Massey Ferguson Chicken Jumper.
by Chicken Jumper May 2, 2021
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Chicken Littler

A person who claimed in 2000 that "the science is settled" and if we didn't cut CO2 emissions to zero the polar ice would be melted by 2020 and we'd all be under water.
Joe Repub: "The science is settled! If we don't stop using oil and go vegan our coastal cities and island nations will be GONE by 2020! It'll be the end of civilization!"

2024 rolls around, we're using more oil and eating more meat than ever, yet the ice caps haven't melted, our coastal cities and island nations are still there, and civilization marches on.

Joe Repub: "The science is evolving!"

Me: "You sound like a Chicken Littler."
by JustcallmeEd July 22, 2024
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Chicken Butt

You can say chicken butt to someone
Hey guess what?

What?

Chicken butt, your gay
by moistyy August 28, 2022
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Chicken-fish

Established in 2004, Chicken-fish is a non-religious replacement holiday occurring at the same time as Easter, for those not celebrating Easter or other holidays around this time of year for any reason. It often involves a potluck dinner, with board games, video games or role-playing games in place of family socializing as it is also a holiday for those unable for one reason or another to be with their families.
The only hard and fast rule is that there should be chicken and fish present, the host should prepare the chicken, but the fish must (by way of tradition) remain frozen in the freezer.
I'm celebrating chicken-fish with some friends instead of Easter this year.
by B0rk3dmachine April 9, 2023
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raptor chicken

The Raptor Chicken, while appearing to be disfigured, moves forward with a continuous stream of unintelligible noises that are reminiscent of a mix between a dying bird and a lost yak. It is my pleasure to indicate my approval of this fascinating creature.
"AAAAHHHEEEEEERHHHQQQEHHHHH EHHHHAAAHHHHHHEEEHAHHH!!" screamed The Raptor Chicken.
by POPPERS CHOOBERS May 25, 2023
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breaded chicken bone

Has to be done on the beach with the guy wearing a condom. The guy pulls out after already inserting his penis in the vagina and dips it in the sand, then re-inserts penis in said vagina.
We were at the beach and I pulled the ol' breaded chicken bone!!! We're no longer together though....
by Jbd October 5, 2015
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Virginia Chicken

an aggressive handjob when your partner strangles your dick so hard your head turns to a roscia red color
Sally gave me a Virginia Chicken last night!
by theblackknight123321 September 12, 2016
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