Mystery meat

When you aren't sure how big/small a guy's dick is

My new boyfriend really has a mystery meat.

by Samiejo816 November 17, 2016

meat ski

A cock that women absolutely love!

that bitch rode the meat ski!

by amac! October 20, 2010

furby mEat

mEat is the delactable dish originating from ainsley harriot mutating furbys to have long ass necks. Ainsley soon discoverd that when cooked furby mEat tastess noice as shit and now sells it on the black market for brazilain dollars.

furby mEat is good

by ainsley harriot's son March 7, 2020

soggy meat seamen locker njacob berman

when u leave all ur cumin ur moms vagina and the bust a fattie in ur mom shampoo ill show my pean to ur family

soggy meat seamen locker njacob berman

by lilbilchildbeater March 21, 2020

butt meat

meat from your butt

“Damn It smell like butt meat in here”

by yuhhhhhh:P December 11, 2019

teeth meat

The meat on your floss that can be re-eaten

Coming back from the steakhouse I picked out some tasty teeth meat, it was delicious!!

by TeethMeat February 10, 2014

meat tongs

When two males use their penises in a pincher-type fashion to lift objects.

Unwilling to touch the dirty panties with their clean hands, Derek and Tuan used their "meat tongs" to lift them off the bed and toss them aside.

by Rev BigE March 19, 2017