a person who is unable to perform simple work-related tasks. They perform their job as well as they would if they had two DQ Blizzards stuck to their hands. a lazy, unreliable employee.
Man, Sally didn't sign off on the tasks she completed. What a blizzard hands!
Dang it, Henry couldn't even do his assigned work today. That guy is a real blizzard hands.
Dang it, Henry couldn't even do his assigned work today. That guy is a real blizzard hands.
by TBell Bonus April 17, 2015
by frankiepolymath March 09, 2015
N.) A sexual act where the giver performs a beejwhile tickling the receiver's butthole and balls at the same time, eventually ending up wrist-deep in the poo launcher thus causing them to flail around like an excited Kermit the Frog puppet
Gotdamn! Shaqueshia's a freak. She was doing things to me that had me freaking out screamin' "YAAAAAAY!" She got them "Henson Hands."
by LoFiNerdyGuy September 04, 2019
A Drinking game - Taping one cold tinny to each hand, so that both hands are incapacitated to do anything other than drink with. The tins may not be un-taped until both tins have been consumed. The aim of this game is to finish both tins before you have to piss, or trouble may ensue.
by The O Dizzle June 24, 2010
by Shbam222 December 03, 2021
When you have a cigarette pushed all the way to the bottom between your index finger and your middle finger, so you're pressing your face against your hand.
by augustbell666 December 16, 2019
A different meaning of being pressed for no reason; mad off of nothing; angry from simple/bland questions
Man 1: yo charles, what happened to you and ole girl?
Charles: why the fuck you wanna know what happened to me and ole girl stay in yo lane.
Man 2: yo take your hands out your drawls charles he was just asking a question.
Charles: why the fuck you wanna know what happened to me and ole girl stay in yo lane.
Man 2: yo take your hands out your drawls charles he was just asking a question.
by MezzoFye October 27, 2022