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twitter god

A person that is the man on twitter but not shit in real life
CR people are real twitter gods
by Ratchetmike December 18, 2013
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God-Topper

A GT is a person who likes to top any story you happen to tell him. Rather than being opportunistic and topping a story after hearing your story, the God-topper will ask a series of questions setting himself up to top your story.
Every time I tell Jim a story he tells me a story trying to top my story. Frank is a God-Topper, he gets you to tell him a story just to top it after.

Ex 2 Topper
Frank-“Hey Jim did I ever tell you about the time we went to the bar and got sick and threw up”

J.- “That’s crazy! Did I ever tell YOU about the time we went to the bar and all of us got sick and threw up on the bartender? Then the police came and slipped on the barf and fell to the ground Jim did I ever tell you about the time we went to the bar and got sick and threw up”They dropped their guns. A bullet hit my friend but he was okay!”

Ex3 Godtopper

Jim-

Hey have you ever gone to the bar and gotten sick?

Frank-

“Totally, Ya I have! Did I ever tell you about the time we went to the bar and got sick and threw up”.

Jim-

J.- “That’s crazy! Did I ever tell YOU about the time we went to the bar and all of us got sick and threw up on the bartender? Then the police came and slipped on the barf and fell to the ground Jim did I ever tell you about the time we went to the bar and got sick and threw up”They dropped their guns. A bullet hit my friend but he was okay!”
by The Book of Grimy -Dizzle July 25, 2022
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God Flex

When a place, person, action, thought, visual or sound is just too incredible for words.
‘The logo drum in Amapiano is God Flex!’

Your face is God Flex,’

‘That view of the city is a God Flex,’

‘You 2 together is a God Flex,’
by Lu기 February 25, 2023
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God loves you

Used as a synonym for "I’m a horny twink who wants to get railed hard"
"I don’t really believe in Christianity, but I respect you nonetheless!"

"But god loves you!"

"I’m almost finished."
by Isnorkelincoughsyrup January 26, 2024
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God's Work Syndrome

God's Work Syndrome, or GWS, is the condition where someone is convinced that the work they are doing is of utmost importance to humankind, aka, God's work. Not applicable to situations where someone is actually doing societally important work, i.e., doctors, firefighters etc. But rather used when someone is deluded about the importance of their job in improving people's lives, and feels entitled, ex. entrepreneurs, academics.
"He thinks the VCs should just blindfold themselves and hand him all the funding he needs to run the company, because he's going to give free energy to the masses. That man's got God's Work Syndrome." "My boss just implied that our research project is more valuable than the Apollo program. This guys has some God's Work Syndrome."
by laser_jock January 27, 2024
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ur god a fraud

The strongest insult ever, and cannot be countered in any way. When used against someone, they instantly get a stroke and die, leaving a black hole open to suck in the universe.
Jake: ur mom gay
Donald: ur dad lesbian
Jake: ur granny tranny
Donald: ur god a fraud
Jake: *dies*
by HOW DO I TURN OFF CAPS LOCK April 11, 2018
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