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Green Belt Syndrome

A disease common to junior martial artists. After very little experience they think they are the love child of Bruce Lee and Musashi and know everything there is to know about combat arts.

As the old saying goes: a little knowledge is a dangerous thing.
Damn, that kid has read Go Rin no Sho but still has Green Belt Syndrome
by BigScottUK August 1, 2006
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Man Thong Syndrome

When a male acts in a manor which may be perceived as gay only because a women is not around. The affected individual acts as such do to high testosterone levels which make the male want to do gay things such as; whipping his balls out, humping, gay suggestive gestures(verbally), and for instance wearing Man Thongs amongst men.
Matt winked at a guy today.

Matt said he'd tap a guy who was playing Beer Bong.

Matt got a boner in a room full of men.

Matt said he'd "tap that", to a guy in his dorm.

#Man Thong Syndrome
Matt secretly "likes" his roommate Justin.
by ABizzle49 December 7, 2010
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Phantom Phone Syndrome

The sensation that your phone is vibrating against your leg even when it's not in your pocket.
Dude, why are you touching yourself like that?

My phone's vibrating.

Your phone is right there on the counter. You've got phantom phone syndrome.
by rashford January 21, 2009
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washing machine syndrome

when kissing someone, they swirl their tounge around your mouth, much like a washing machine.
Guy: How was that date last night?

Guy2: Great but she has a serious case of washing machine syndrome.

Guy: Nasty!
by caaaaasey November 18, 2009
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Harry Potter Syndrome

The state of mind where you hate your immediately family who treat you badly yet you have no way of leaving them for you have no one to else to live with because you're a minor.
Dave: "Lucy's got Harry Potter Syndrome"
Alex: "How?"
Dave: "Her Parents treat her like crap"
Alex: "Poor Lucy. :/"
by Sgt. Fightmaster March 21, 2011
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Alec Baldwin Syndrome

A condition in which an otherwise handsome young actor grows up to resemble a potato. While women can suffer from ABS, it's largely the domain of men.
Other examples of actors who suffered from Alec Baldwin Syndrome include Orson Welles and Marlon Brando
by Moggraider December 8, 2009
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Pretty Girl Syndrome

When an atractive female thinks she is far more beautiful than all other women around her. Because of this she thinks she deserves to be treated superiorly, and makes demands on those around her. Her attitude is very centered on herself, but she suffers from very low self-esteem in actuality. Women suffering from pretty girl syndrome are often treated badly by the men they care about the most.
Frank meet Sally & Suzy at the club at the very same night. Because of Sally's pretty girl syndrome she was upset & shocked when frank was interested in Suzy and not her.
by Nikki Blanco March 9, 2011
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