A very specific type of Landon. A Landon G. is a short guy with a broken sense of humor. A Landon G. Tends to wear glasses, unless he's sleeping or pretending to sleep. He doesn't have a messed-up sleep schedule, so if you bring him to a party you'll be disappointed because he goes home at 11. When he has a crush, he tends to get to know them so well that they see him as a "Platonic soulmate" and friendzone him. He has a tragic past, one that he would refer to as a "Netflix drama."He wears greyscale or simple colors because he learned that he doesn't want to stand out too much. However, he's not a bad person and loves to get to know people. He will know you well, and eventually confess that he stole a red golf ball from a putt-putt place.
L: I stole a golf ball once.
P1: Landon, you stole a golf ball? Is that all?
P2: Yes, that's all Landon G. did.
P1: Landon, you stole a golf ball? Is that all?
P2: Yes, that's all Landon G. did.
by DXNMFSDBCYENW,AQL. February 25, 2022

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by 414bruddermannnn December 25, 2023

A God bless, young mother of two beautiful girls, who fights through storms that were sent to kill her.. God is with her🦋💕🦋
by Rusheda G. Russell November 23, 2021

"Dude, did you hear about the news??"
"No, I asked Kane Garcia,(an intellectual) but I couldn't understand a word."
"No, I asked Kane Garcia,(an intellectual) but I couldn't understand a word."
by liltaco903/carterrivera December 9, 2024

Jordyn is the Devils daughter a short girl about 5'3 tops with firey red hair that is beloved to be colored that way by the blood of her enemies, is great friends with Kalista and plans to rule the world
Joedyn: Hey Kalista let's rule the world
Kalista; OK... Jordyn
Jordyn: Jordyn G is also short for the Devils daughter
Kalista; OK... Jordyn
Jordyn: Jordyn G is also short for the Devils daughter
by EthanBeach49 February 5, 2020

by La Rubia exotica January 23, 2017
