Fat Calf Syndrome

when your calves are too big to fit any sort of pair of boots, no matter what.

-"I can't get these rain boots on"
-"Why not?"
-"I have FCS...fat calf syndrome."

by originator2011jbguz August 6, 2011

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Joe Biden's fat and bloody ass sloppin all over Obama

After the Cold War, joe biden got ass surgery to plump it up. But because of this, his asshole got infected because the doctors didn't have any clean tools because of the cold war. Joe Biden's ass was so fucking big that it created an apartheid between his two cheeks. His favourite thing to feed his asshole was ice cream flavoured dildo.

He goes to IKEA and buys swedish meatballs.

~New Jersey~
He goes to Obama's state and shoves that flacid condom up his urethra. Obama dislikes it.

After the Cold War, obama got ass surgery to plump it up. But because of this, his asshole got infected because the doctors didn't have any clean tools because of the cold war. Obama's ass was so fucking big that it created an apartheid between his two cheeks. His favourite thing to feed his asshole was "fellow american" flavoured dildo.

WOW! Joe Biden's fat and bloody ass sloppin all over Obama was a fucking masterpiece!

I pissed bloody urine for the past 10 years and the doctors told me to fuck off.

by merdeur merdesse March 8, 2024

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Fat Trisha's

Fat Trisha's are very fat thighs. Cats love to squish them and knead them.

Man: Do you see that elephant

Woman: No that is one of my "Fat Trisha's"

by _white_guy4 December 6, 2017

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Fat Ma

A Fat Females Private Part (Coochie or Pussy)

Niyah : Heyy Babyy y u dont b tmb nm ?
Jay : Myb ma I'll do better

Niyah : Mmm okayy

Jay : Y ion see fat ma nm ?
Niyah : Csss u don't b textinnn meee

Jay: Ohhh mybbbb mama

by Aliyahhh January 8, 2024

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