What happens when your partner didn't clean out their rectal cavity well enough and you have anal sex. You pull out after a good session and find out you have a brown ring around the base of your penis.
Man I forgot to clean up after sex with Sheila last night. Gosh darn, had the worst case of raccoon dick I've ever seen
by Doc Starr November 26, 2020
Get the Raccoon dickmug. by Jonathan Rönndin April 26, 2017
Get the jonathans dickmug. People that live in very small towns where the population is small and not that many people move in so the only people to date are people you've dated before or your friends have dated before and you've known them since kindergarten.
Amy: I'm moving
Sarah: Why?
Amy: This town sucks, no new guys ever move in and the only guys to date are guys we've known since kindergarten. I'm so sick of all this recycled dick!
Sarah: Why?
Amy: This town sucks, no new guys ever move in and the only guys to date are guys we've known since kindergarten. I'm so sick of all this recycled dick!
by Wayne317 October 3, 2011
Get the Recycled Dickmug. A dick drawn with Stickybomb's, that has been launched from a Stickybomb Launcher by a character called Demoman in the game Team fortress 2.
by Ada Fear May 11, 2019
Get the Sticky dickmug. by manolv October 23, 2017
Get the Dick washedmug. The act of blocking one's dick from prying eyes whilst peeing in a public environment. Used by rafters or boaters when a male has to pee off the side of the boat and wants to block a direct view of his junk. Hats, a well placed hand, a map, a sandal, could all be used for the dick fence.
While Dave was taking a leak off the side of the boat, Sarah's boat floated really close by. So Dave put up a dick fence with his hat so she couldn't see how small it was.
by Erox72 September 1, 2013
Get the Dick Fencemug. a penis of gigantic proportions that been around the block a bit, resulting in many a dose of antibiotics.
by clintus crews January 21, 2019
Get the moldy dickmug.