dumb shit

someone who is dumber than shit

braden klein of oklahoma city oklahoma is a dumb shit

by shartster July 25, 2008

beer shits

noun; including but not limited to the diarrhea-esque, liquid squirt of fecal matter out of oneself after a night of too many beers.

-"Dude, how was last night, man?!"
-"Never mind last night bro, I had the worst beer shits this morning!"

by Adam Fle February 25, 2008

shit muffin

1. A food item that looks a lot like a terd but is still edible. 2. Something you say when you have no idea what the hell is going on.

1. Ugh! What the fuck is that on that shelf. It looks like a shit muffin.

2. Where the fuck am I? Oh shit muffins! I am totally confused.

by crackrabbit January 1, 2005

shit-face

An ugly person
George W. Bush
My English teacher
A person with shit all over his face

Shut the fuck up shit-face
Hey, shit-face, shove it up your ass

by Camels November 14, 2006

dip shit

The use of chewing tobacco, while taking crap, in order for an exertion of potent, yet sloppy poop.

I bummed a dip from WillyMac to take an exhilirating dip shit.

by Garfunkel April 13, 2005

shit break

A.k.a. Paul Finch, he is enemies with Steven Stifler, who calls him "Shit Break" due to his unusual defecation habits. This is sometimes confused for "shit brick". All characters that take part in the movies American Pie 1-3.

"shit break, get away from that ficus NOW!"

by Snyper00 October 12, 2008

do shit

To have sexual content that is more than just kissing, and implies all other bases other than first.

If you're horny, to an attractice person:

"Hey- wanna do shit?"

About your best friends who just did sexual things on your bed:
"They totally just did shit on my bed! Now I have to make them wash my skanky ass sheets!"

by girl who does shit November 9, 2007