suck my penis 

When your penis is erect, and you wish for your penis to be sucked. Therefore, you say Suck My Penis!

Can you suck my penis please?

suck my penis by Minecraft1238 January 22, 2019

whale penis 

a 40 foot long appendage on a whale

the whale penis is over 40 feet long

whale penis by thetomsmith04 August 9, 2006

proxy penis 

Coming into contact with a penis by proxy, especially a problem in mens toilets when someone doesnt wash their hands. Ie they last touched their own penis before touching the door handle on the toliet exit and you have to touch the same handle. Ewwwwwwwwwwww!

"Wash your hands for gods sake, I'm not touching any proxy penis"

proxy penis by Zarvensha November 10, 2008

dirty penis 

an asshole dick or douche

when you fuck a girl in the ass and you penis looks it has dirt on it

dude he is such a dirty penis

bill: aw man i fuck my girl in the ass and she gave me a dirty penis

jack: that sucks man

dirty penis by therexiscool December 16, 2010

Average penis size

4 inches.

4 inches is more than enough.

Person 1: My penis is about 4 inches long.
Person 2: Wow, thats the average penis size!

Average penis size by suckadickforadollar November 2, 2022

Asian Penis 

Asian penis are just like height. People generally think asian are short but you see there are quite a few or a lot of tall asian (due to large population of asians). So there are some long penises and short penises (mostly short due to poor country, vitamins etc). Although asians which live in MEDC (More Economic Developed Countries), like UK and USA generally have bigger penises. The same rules goes to all races, theres always a big and small. I'm white and asian and people generally think I have a small penis but measuring at 7.5 inches. Since im close to my full asian cousins, we watch porn sometime and the smallest penis cousin I seen was 6.7inches but he was tall 6ft1 while im 5ft10.

Black: Look a asian! SMALL PENIS!
Asian: Cool, im taller and my dicks bigger!
Black: Prove it!
*Asian guy shows his 7inch penis*
*Black guy runs home crying*
Black: I thought asian penis was small :(

Asian Penis by Mr Philo December 16, 2011

barrel penis 

A penis that is wider than it is long.

Lol. He's got 1 inch, but 2 inches in girth. That dude's goat a barrel penis!

barrel penis by dudeman245 March 30, 2007