you mom gay

"You mom gay" is a joke typically used in the seventh grade. Many people get extremely butt hurt when this is said about a mile away from you.
Douchebag "Yo, you mom GAYYY"

Butt-Hurt child "HOW DARE YOU I'M TELLING MOM--
by QuiteThirsty December 17, 2018
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you mom gay

Its a way to insult a gay person
by saying you mom gay boi
you mom gay you gay shit
by deezmomgaynutz February 09, 2022
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Mom Wife

A dude that has a girlfriend or wife..but gets treated like he is (her) son
You need a mom wife..do I always have to tell you your underwear are on backwards
by Cooleyshotbox July 04, 2022
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Feral Mom

A mother who will do ANYTHING for her self proclaimed children. Also known as Alexis McMahon or a cat mom. Can also be used in the context of a feral mom friend.
"Jeez that lady is a feral mom. Don't screw with her kids."
by BerryTeaDragon December 29, 2021
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Mom's dinner theorem

Accepting what you have under the guise of "everything else sucks". Truthfully, you gave up wanting what you dont have.
You hate potatoes, you could have carrots but its late and youre sleepy - carrots are probably hard to chew so you just eat the potatoes, this is mom's dinner theorem
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A: i dont know, i guess i like being a girl! I mean, being a dude peobably sucked just by standardization alone.

B: mom's dinner theorem?

A: id rather not think about it.
by Anoneeneemus December 17, 2024
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Jenna's mom

she's such a bitch, she'll get mad at you for crying and make you cry even harder by yelling at you, a 9 year old child
you: *crying*
Jenna's mom: be quiet you little 9 year old child no one wants to hear you cry and your reasons are invalid
by THE BITCH BOY December 17, 2022
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