Toobin My Jeffrey

(Verb) Rubbing one out while engaged in a work related Zoom call which has been popularized during the Covid19 pandemic; May be substituted for other common male masturbation verbs such as beating your meat, flogging your log, etc.

Friend: Why’d you lose your job bro?

Me: Well I was on this boring ass Zoom call with a bunch of bitchy Karens so I got to work Toobin my Jeffrey and wouldn’t you know it, the fucking camera was recording.

Friend: Bad break bro.

by Flog Logger October 21, 2020

tucking in my shirt

Touching yourself.

I wasn't rubbing my dick in front of this underage girl. I was just tucking in my shirt.

by TheReverendEbenHill October 21, 2020

itchin my armpit

to be soo rad, meep

wow look at those kids itchin my armpits, meep

by meepmerp October 31, 2020

my amazing person

chef miry is amazing

chef miry is my amazing person she's one of a kind just so you know I love her she's really cool.

by me is cool January 7, 2021

Dumping my "bag"

The act of emptying the contents of your scrotum whether through sexual intercourse or masturbation ( fapping)..

I told the wife if she wants me to be in a good mood she'll be Dumping my "bag" when i get home..

by Winstrolbatman January 8, 2021

Butterflies in my Nutsack

Erection

As i witness the magnificent sight through a whole on the wall, that's when it hit me. I'm feeling butterflies in my nutsack.

by Ensign_Foil January 23, 2021

it works on my machine

If something isn't working, it's always the user's fault. My machine is every machine therefore if it doesn't work, you are wrong.

Steve: Hey, I'm getting this error-
Alex: It works on my machine, you did something wrong.

by bbaovanc January 29, 2021