Possible Meat

Meatless-less meat, also known as regular meat.

BK Customer: Can I have a possible meat burger?
Tortured Drive-Thru employee: Did you mean Impossible Burger, sir?
BK Customer: no, I want a regular burger if thats possible.
Annoyed Tortured Drive-Thru employee: Fuck you!!

by IMPOSSIBLESALAD December 25, 2021

Yeet The Meat

This is a term used by Walter Booty Clapper to let you know that he is ready to master bait in your butt hole and call you his big black brolic cock. Then while your get butt raped and he'll say your his your fruitin' totin' good and lookin' . Then once you get tired, he will wake you up by saying mouth rape time. Then he will stick his 3,000 foot cock in your mouth. then he will eat your butt corn.

Walter: You wanna Yeet The Meat
Tyrone: Holly Shit
Walter: I just wanna take some pictures
Tyrone: GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME
Walter: The only fucking I want to do is in your ass
Walter Also: throws him in the back of a pickup truck
Tyrone: HOLY FUCKING SHIT SOMEBODY FUCKING HELP ME.

by Walter Booty Clapper November 4, 2022

poppin meat

Bumping uglies

So many kids are dropping out because they're too busy poppin meat

by ClayB May 1, 2019

Meat pie

When someone takes a shit whilst doing anal.

Damn Finn meat pied me last night, it was sick.

by Pastasauce.123 February 20, 2018

tony meat

The penis of a man who beats off to murder porn.

Jake's tony meat is very raw since the day he discovered murder porn.

by Rena Billy October 28, 2013

Meat tent

A girl who is trying to get your attention and flashes her massive clam at you then you realize that its so huge that camel toe or moose knuckle is way to small to call this thing but then realize its as big as a circus tent so you call it a meat tent.

She was being sexy doing a dance and showed me her clit and boy its so big it could be a meat tent.

by Hillbilly antichrist December 18, 2024

Meat gamer

An engineer that uses his charcuterie meat to entice people over to his house play games.

The meat gamer next door, Patrick, called and said tonight is hide the salami night!

by Snuggie January 7, 2022