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by The Pit Monster June 18, 2022
Get the god doug itmug. A pagan entity, worshipped since ancient times BC but not well known nowadays.
Its despicted in the classic paintings as an old drag queen riding a pink alicorn, wielding a 3 foot log dildo-shaped scepter, forged by Hephaestus himself.
One swing from his scepter can create massive earthquakes, rainbows, volcanic eruptions and gay parades worldwide. People are used to blame HAARP for such drastic environmental changes, when actually its Gay God angry at mortals for making bad use of decoration and fashion.
In a distant past LGBTQIA+ people would sacrifice young virgin gays to calm down Gay God, not before they get voluntarily sodomized by 10 inch BBCs.
Its despicted in the classic paintings as an old drag queen riding a pink alicorn, wielding a 3 foot log dildo-shaped scepter, forged by Hephaestus himself.
One swing from his scepter can create massive earthquakes, rainbows, volcanic eruptions and gay parades worldwide. People are used to blame HAARP for such drastic environmental changes, when actually its Gay God angry at mortals for making bad use of decoration and fashion.
In a distant past LGBTQIA+ people would sacrifice young virgin gays to calm down Gay God, not before they get voluntarily sodomized by 10 inch BBCs.
Gay 1: Girl, just look at this shirt, don't you think im fabulous?
Gay 2: Yeah, but those horrific shoes are out of fashion and don't match anything. I will pray for Gay God to not punish us.
Gay 2: Yeah, but those horrific shoes are out of fashion and don't match anything. I will pray for Gay God to not punish us.
by H1b3rt0 March 8, 2023
Get the Gay Godmug. by Josefth3ripper December 2, 2024
Get the God's poopmug. when someone thinks that they are the funniest and most memeable person on planet earth
some might even call themselves "living meme"
some might even call themselves "living meme"
by 00br March 31, 2023
Get the Meme God Complexmug. Even if God owns the thing you are claiming he owns... YOU'RE NOT HIM! I don't see how YOU come into the picture. How do YOU come to possess a thing NEITHER of us own? And I doubt your God TOLD YOU TO STEAL FROM ME. Did God tell one of you you could have that? And if so, which one of you did he tell? I'm pretty sure GOD told you explicitly NOT to steal. I don't see how "God owning something" translates to "You get to use free of charge something that neither you nor God contributed to producing." That being my input. I had to burn up years and calories of my limited existence to do that and THAT VERY LIMITATION is the FAULT of God. It isn't my fault that I had to expend both time and capital, resources that I cannot reclaim naturally, and, therefore, need to reclaim them monetarily.
Hym "How does God owning something translate to YOU using it for free? You're not God. I don't think God told you that you could use his shit without paying the guy he created to generate that shit. You're spitting in the face of God's creation and then taking something you ADMIT DOESN'T BELONG TO YOU because in you mind it DOESN'T theoretically belong to me. So if God means I don't own it then GOD means YOU don't own it either. And that has nothing to do with whether or not your have to pay me. That is Christians and Jews being petty fucking swindlers. All of them. 100Per-fucking-cent!"
by Hym Iam October 13, 2025
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Hym "Is that ACTUALLY what he said? 'I RELY ON GOD!'? Because IF NOT... You had 8 years to stop that Megyn. Who are you protecting by doing this Meg? Who are they dying for? Not for your kids. It isn't protecting your kids. You're not doing it FOR your kids. At this point they are dying to get m eto KILL your kids. Really. What is the point of this? TO PRESERVE YOUR OWN SOLIPSISM! So you can walk past the homeless guy as though he wasn't even there. It doesn't matter that they died to you because once they are I the ground the are out of sight and out of mind. It doesn't matter to you if I stab someone's kid because as soon as I do, you can unleash your sadistic fantasies and then act like nothing happened. All you are trying to do is maintain the zoo animal/patron dynamic we have going on here and it is better for everyone if you stop."
by Hym Iam July 17, 2025
Get the I RELY ON GOD!mug. by unholyp November 21, 2022
Get the Rizz God Wednesdaymug.