a person who is unable to perform simple work-related tasks. They perform their job as well as they would if they had two DQ Blizzards stuck to their hands. a lazy, unreliable employee.
Man, Sally didn't sign off on the tasks she completed. What a blizzard hands!
Dang it, Henry couldn't even do his assigned work today. That guy is a real blizzard hands.
Dang it, Henry couldn't even do his assigned work today. That guy is a real blizzard hands.
by TBell Bonus April 17, 2015
Any person who is singularly use to sexually excite or satisfy with JUST their hands.
This is very similar to a Side Bitch but is exclusively used for hand stuff.
This is very similar to a Side Bitch but is exclusively used for hand stuff.
Shaniquwah was Percey’s “Hands Bitch” and regularly gave him the handy dandy business every Thursday night. He also had a Booty Bitch.
by PlasticSheep January 08, 2020
Drake S: Hey Isaac, heard you’ve been getting lots of pussy lately?
Isaac B: yeah, about to run out of lotion from all this hand pussy.
Isaac B: yeah, about to run out of lotion from all this hand pussy.
by Donnie Drakko August 04, 2022
When the One-Handed Sack Basket is insufficient at covering the testicle and penis combo "this problem is most commonly experienced by black men". It may be necessary to use both hands. This is know as a Two-Handed Sack Basket.
Shaniqua "Daaamn you seen Tyron's dick!"
Sally" No somebitch was usin a Two-Handed Sack Basket. I didn't see shit!"
Sally" No somebitch was usin a Two-Handed Sack Basket. I didn't see shit!"
by englishhotpocketmaster January 14, 2012
Receiving a hand job from get a milf in the back seat of her late model 2 door coup with bead seat covers.
by Donald Milhaus Trump November 08, 2019
by grimygirl October 04, 2017