trump guilty

A case of gelatinous defecation who denies that his shit does not stink.

Secret Service Agent 1: Has the septic tank overflowed again?

Secret Service 2: trump guilty

by trumpblows June 13, 2023

Classified Trump Dump

Donald Trump passing time by reading classified documents while dropping a deuce .

Catching up on reading classified documents while taking a shit is my favorite thing to do You could call it a Classified Trump Dump here at Mar-a-Lago

by Laughs Along With Humans June 15, 2023

Trump water

A really, really, REALLY orange piss.

Damn, John was so dehydrated he was having Trump Water.

by The Observer (kadenbane) June 23, 2023

trump bum

someone with a large bum/arse

she has a trump bum

by Charvs June 28, 2023

Trump Tower

When you are banging a sex worker, but then also unexpectedly her lawyer is fucking you in the ass.

Dirk: Bro, oh no! Did you hear about Gil? He paid the stripper to have sex with him at the bachelor party last weekend, but then surprise! Her lawyer appeared like outta nowhere and started destroying his asshole from behind. It was complete devastation.

Steven: Oh shit, he got Trump Towered? Awful, do you know what his recovery will be like?

by ItsMeJB June 4, 2024

Trump charge

An accusation that lacks any degree of factual backing whatsoever despite people’s insistence that it does.

“I’m not gay! That’s such a Trump Charge! Shuddup!”

by Indoril June 6, 2024

Donald Trump

the best president the US has Ever had

bro did you know when trump was president the black unemployment rate was at a lowest donald trump is a hero

by stickyickyicky420 June 7, 2024