John

They of guy who only likes 2 ugly bitches

Bruh they r so mid stop being a john

by Weedwacker420 September 26, 2021

John Wick

A guy who's famous for being the world's famous spy, simultaneously making him the world's WORST spy.

"Dude, this new John Wick movie just came out! Wanna go see it?"
"They all have the same plot. Argh, who gives a crap they're good."

by Not Your Local Drug Dealer September 27, 2021

John

His heart has been broke in a million pieces, so be careful with his heart. On the exterior, he is very happy and chills with his friends. On the interior, all happiness is flushed down the toilet and he cries alone, but he does not let others show it. heart been broken so many times for him that he is used to it 💔💔💔💔

“You know John?”
“Oh, him? I heard he got his heart broken by 7 girls. RIP THAT PUSSY AAAYY”
“And the time he got asked out as girl was a joke”

by KFJDHAHS September 27, 2021

John Cena

A person everyone talks about but no one has ever seen “it”

Person: “This interview is about John Cena but I can only see a chair!”

by Meneer P September 30, 2021

John richardson

Silly boy

Oh its a John Richardson

by Spandexbaby October 1, 2021

John Wick with a pencil

Unstoppable, unkillable, indestructible, force of fear dread gore and power

Idk i forgot the scene lmao but John wick with a pencil is badass...i should've said it up there

by Básnik July 24, 2021

Papa John

A form of massive shit that makes you lean forward beyond your knees.

“Hold on boys, I need to take a papa John.” “ he’s just taking a papa John.” “Damn. The Papa John I just took hurt like a motherfucker.”

by Izaaks arsehole July 28, 2021