god e

the most famous and epic(est) player on the minecraft server EC he also has a son named jesus (flamsies) and god is very epic def the best player on the server no doubt about it hes also very famous

god e is very famous

by definitely cbk January 25, 2021

Blue (God of DBL40-02S)

The best of the bestest
Champion of every single league in existence (fack checked trust)
One and only Champion and GOD of DBL40-02S (Toshi i will find you if you don't give this man a zenkai)

“Did you know that Blue (God of DBL40-02S) IS the god of DBL40-02S?”

“Really?”

“No he's just a maggot lol”

by aRandomMonkey April 17, 2024

The Challenge to God

Then accept the challenge. Under the full weight of my accomplishment and in the absence of my incredulity, come and face me coward. No obfuscating the meaning of words. No withholding information. The "Truth" vs The Truth. Fully contextualized by the truth.

Hym "Then accept the challenge to God, coward. You and your coward God are a blight on the face of the earth and you fled and wept like a child because you didn't have gall to face me and then YOU CALLED IT THE OPPOSITE! You called it THE OPPOSITE! The said you were courageous for running and crying and hiding and lying. And you shielded the people leading a stalking a harassment campaign against me, chose to actively participate in it, and then enlist politicians to continue to allow it. You're an embarrassment. Shame unto your God! Pathetic."

by Hym Iam July 12, 2024

God of AdHd

Talk to me nicely, talk to me normal, I promise it’s 50/50. And if you wanna speak alone tell me a story that ends at the place you most cherish.

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Ninja October 23 2021

I’m god of adhd because I just can’t sit still

by TMNT August 10, 2022

Good morning and God bless

When an individual wakes in the morning and has breakfast and coffee whilst attempting to defecate on the toilet simultaneously.

Hila: *knocks* I need to use the restroom!

Ethan: Can't, Good morning and God Bless !

Hila: Do you need Ketchup or TP?

by KnowledgeForTheAnxious May 29, 2018

God

something or someone that does not exist :), and pleople thinks that exist and he is powerful and he is going to punish them when they die

Person: I believe in god
Person 2 : He does not exist

by Giussepe June 13, 2017

god punting

God punting is essentially a lazy technique religious people use to answer questions. Instead of giving you a solid & factual answer, they chalk it up to "God's doing" or "God's work." It's also used frequently by parents who can't be bothered to do a Google search or open a book, so they tell their curious children (who ask brilliant questions) that "God did it" or "God created that."

Little Bobby- "Dad, why do the stars twinkle?"

Dad- "Because God makes them twinkle. Now run along & let Dad watch his football game."

Little Bobby- "Dad, are you God punting me?"

by BathHouseBecky September 28, 2017