Blue scoots

Bad bad bad diarrhea

Ma'am please pray for me. I've had the blue scoots for a couple months now.

by Hjenkin June 21, 2016

release the blue sheets

Hashtag #releasethebluesheets for stock market $mmtlp movement fighting for fair and free market trading for retail investors. Phrase was credited to retail investor space host DrewDiligence.

Hey @finra release the blue sheets #releasethebluesheets.

by MMTLP March 26, 2023

Swaybacked blue veined throbber

A throbbing and painfully erect penis throbbererection

Mindy is such a cock-tease. I went out with her last night and came home with a swaybacked blue veined throbber

by Elvis Wept June 10, 2018

Blue shell

Your worst fucking nightmare created in the firey pits of hell its so horrifying that the creator of it fears it

It can end friendships in a matter of seconds

Me : IM GONNA WIN
friend: yeah you are *throws blue shell*
Me : N○●□○○♤□◇¿●♡♧●》☆*pain*

by Universe the madlad December 29, 2020

Blue balls

When your testicles feel like they are blue and in your stomach the way to cure is enjaculation

I had the worst blue balls but my hot auntie cured it with her tits

by 68boiiiiii October 7, 2020

blue rocket

like a red rocket but the dog also gets blue balls

Guy 1: what was that moaning i heard in your room earlier
Guy 2: i let my dog fuck me
Guy 1: did the dog get a red rocket from that?
Guy 2: it got a blue rocket
Guy 1: bro why tf would you do that to your dog

by starry da great January 24, 2025

Blue pop

Codename for beer. You and your buddies wanna drink beer out in the parking lot after work and you can only tell em on an intercom. Or if you got an alcohol problem you wanna hide from your family or significant other. If they ask, just tell em it means blue berry soda or a blue smoothie. But don't get too close because others can still smell it on you.

"why no officer, I've only been drinking blue pop"

"blue pop in the parking lot after work!

"I quit alcohol *lie* I only drink blue pop"

by Ilearntoothers May 24, 2023