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David Beckham Syndrome

When you see a really hot guy who's too good to be true, and then he opens his mouth to reveal the most unattractive, unexpected voice you've ever heard.
"If he would just not open his mouth, he would be a god."
"Why? Is he rude or something?"
"Nope. He just has major DBS...."
"What's DBS? A disease? STD?!?!"
"No...it's David Beckham Syndrome...he has a really unattractive voice."
by judysequoia November 27, 2011
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Jon Snow Syndrome

In which a person of small or semi-small stature who regularly wears bulky clothing is seen without said bulky clothing. Though there's nothing proportionally wrong with them, you can't help but think that as they essentially just instantly changed their body type right before your eyes.
Seeing Kit Harrington shirtless was the weirdest thing! I'm so used to seeing him in all those furs on Game of Thrones. But that's Jon Snow Syndrome for you.
by Redtale March 8, 2016
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Sleeping princess syndrome

"This guy Liam has sleeping princess syndrome i caught him watching me the other night" sleep watching syndrome princess
by groovy hoe May 31, 2016
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Bruno Mars Syndrome

Bruno Mars Syndrom, aka B.M.S, Usually occurs when a man has a single handicap that is detrimental when he is trying to get with a female, this handicap can be small or large. This appears most commonly with a man's height. Other things can be used as B.M.S, i.e voice pitch, unclean teeth, or an uncontrollable odor, etc.
Girl 1: So how was that date with Ben last night, did you end up hooking up?

Girl 2: I was going to, he was really nice and smart, but he was so short in person that I couldn't

Girl 1: Damn, he definitely has Bruno Mars syndrome
by Bishop from Juice March 26, 2020
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The Tila Tequila syndrome

The Syndrome where the face of a female is like someone smashed it with a frying pan, while the body looks really nice.

You can also use "Reversed Tila Tequila syndrome.
I'd like to fuck her, but i don't want a relationship, because she has the Tila Tequila syndrome.
by LoliEbeneezer October 10, 2010
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John Connor syndrome

That feeling you get that your life is pointless and unfulfilled, and that you'd only find your true place in the world when the apocalypse comes (Then you'd be a legend!)
Typical John Connor syndrome sufferer:
My job sucks, my family hates me. But I still feel like I ought to be a somebody. If only something really, really bad would happen, like the zombie apocalypse or something, so I could be a hero...
by George McBob September 14, 2009
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John Lennon Syndrome

John lennon syndrome is when a dumbass thinks they’re concerned about peace and social issues and believe they are in touch with nature when in reality they just say the n word, smoke weed, throw a bunch of hindu and buddhist imagery together and call it “inner peace,” and don’t shower. You probably know a lot of these people.
That asshole over there with John Lennon Syndrome is really full of shit... why do people praise him?
by actual mermaid December 9, 2015
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