Gas Station

A person you use to gas you up for a short amount of time so you can gain confidence to go to someone hotter, better, and cooler. Basically someone you ghost after they make you feel better about yourself.

Person 1: Hey, Emma, you make me feel really good about myself. Thanks for all the compliments.

Emma (Gas station): You’re welcome, would you still wanna go on that date next week ?

Person 1: Nah, you’re not my type, but thank you for gassing me up *hangs up pump and leaves gas station (Emma)

by Penisinspector123 January 17, 2023

Server Status

The status describes what function the server is currently performing, or performing in a cluster.

The server status has spiked in reports.

by Raven Definies January 29, 2023

Maine state-capital excuse

"Augusta". Used to absolve someone of blame for assorted objects' being messily scattered about.

Da classic "Maine state-capital excuse", in knock-knock-joke form:
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Augusta!!!
Augusta, who?
Augusta wind musta blown all those things around --- I never touched 'em.

by QuacksO February 15, 2023

sunbury station

the ghetto. the bus/train station in the town of sunbury. you do not wanna end up in sunbury station. the native animals of sunbury station can be seen, vaping, smoking cones, playing uk drill and selling bud. be careful not to disturb the animals or they will roll you for your TNs or bash your ass. To spot a sunbury station rat look out for black air forces, nike tech fleeces, TNs and anyone that looks cooked. when you see a sunbury station rat, you should run.

person 1: "yoza, should we head to sunbury station?"

person 2: " nah cunt you you tryna die?"

person 1: " yeah you right, wanna head porties instead?"

person 2: "yeah lad"

by spiritual vegemite February 18, 2023

United States of the world smash

All mights strongest move that will send you flying and most likely kill you unless you have that power like all for one

All might: UNITED STATES OF THE WORLD SMASH!!!
All for one: has left the world

by Geraldgamer February 24, 2023

Diagnostic Statistical Manual of Orders

Prognosis with the pro instead of con!
A post-scarcity (not as much scarcities) and post-singularity (new singularities) and post-godhood (new godhoods) dynamic textbook!

A positive dimensions Magnum Opus instead of negative dimensions imperfect remnants.
Can be used as a great learning resource.
New words invented and yet to be invented!
In regards to completing circularity (divinity, not loop) of self positive karma towards transcendence of mortal afflictions and much more!

'Some suggest that according to the dynamic Diagnostic Statistical Manual of Mental Orders the D.S.M.M.D. was more an S.C.P. artefact getting in the way of bloom of Apotheons of the Multiverse due to suppressive enforced prolonged treatment often using pristine waste chemicals without adequate cures'
'And that's without prosidering where we actually are and where we actually can be, and who. The dynamic Diagnostic Statistical Manual of Orders made a great reference resource with godhood realms'

by TranslogicMultisonance March 2, 2023

Hate State

The new name of Tennessee. Bills passed to allow denial of gay and interracial marriage. Drag ban. But you don’t need a permit to carry a gun in public. SMH.

Colorado used to be the Hate state but they’re now leading with gay rights.

I was thinking of moving to Tennessee but I heard it’s a Hate State

by UrMomsPromDate March 10, 2023