tapered shit

A shit that after shitting does not require wiping.

A:Bro I just had a tapered shit this morning.
B:those are the best kind of mornings!!

by Mr.Weekend February 16, 2017

Shitting Bullets

A phrase used to define excessive sympathy towards a situation you do not see yourself encountering often in your life.

I went to Walgreens at 2 a.m. to pick up an at-home HIV test and the cashier told me “Man, you must be shitting bullets right now.”

by ZenScott February 6, 2018

shit snail

Some who leaves trails of shit all over the toilet, in the toilet bowl, toilet seat and on the rim of the toilet.

Adam, what a shit snail! Everytime he shits he leaves trails of shit behind.

by my little wings September 25, 2009

Shit in the Mouth

When you finish a bowl of weed from your pipe and the ashes get sucked into your mouth.

The bowl was cashed, but I kept hitting it and got shit in the mouth.

by Scatmouth December 26, 2013

monkey shit

When a person has a painful and often long shitting experience where they hold on to the front of the toilet bowl and prop their feet against the stall door or walls.

"Oooh that Taco Bell is really going through me, I'll be back gotta go take a monkey shit."

by Sotam April 20, 2009

burn that shit

It mean to burn the good shit

hey what's up burn that shit

by mel August 24, 2004

dumb shit

someone who is dumber than shit

braden klein of oklahoma city oklahoma is a dumb shit

by shartster July 25, 2008