Child meat-shields

Literally every conflict on the conservative end turns into child meat-shields.

Hym "Nah. You're a retatd. Fuck you and your child meat-shields. The fact that I'm being boxed out of my own labor why you are being boosted to spread retarded bullshit is an affront to thought."

by Hym Iam June 17, 2024

meat on the feet

When a male places his privates on a person's feet.

Mary said "johnny, why did you place your meat on the feet"?

by puddin paver December 8, 2013

Meat slicer

A meat slicer is somebody in a popular group chat with 3 fortnite streamers. Everybody in the groupchat stans Why Don’t We

Did you see what happened in the Meat Slicers group chat last night??

by pEyton11234 October 9, 2018

Tepid Meat

A semi-erect penis unable to inadequately perform its sexual function.

"Who do you think you'll please with that tepid meat?"

by DrCofefe December 17, 2022

meat wash

a unisex term referring to oral favors of any type.

"That $96.00 appetizer is certainly worth a meat wash!"
OR
"So how was your date with that new girl last night?"
"Oh it was great, she allowed me to give her a meat wash!"

by meatspert February 3, 2010

Triple Meat

Getting smashed by three different guys of three different races.

Last night I had a good triple meat: the Italian Sausage, Canadian Bacon, and the German Bratwurst.

by tthattbbitchh September 21, 2018

Meat

Basically beef but raw, so instead saying everthing thats happened u just sum it up say it all in a few words.

ALICIA: what's the meat?
Me: Bea's a nonce

by RandomShitGB123456 November 18, 2019