Hand sandwich

Hand sandwich.

Verb or noun.

Verb, the act of masturbarion. Begin with the right hand (I.E. the daily bread.) throw in some meat and finish with a little mayonnaise.

Noun

The end result of masturbating. Although edible it is not always recommend, kind of like spam.
Verb. After a long and unsatisfying day James decided to finish it up with a little hand sandwich.

Noun.

After an epic night at the bar James fed sally his hand sandwich.
by Deaftoboybands November 15, 2015
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General Cock-Hand

Referring to Minecraft when someone has more than 64 raw chicken
Man your a General Cock-Hand.”
by Mr_Right-17 July 06, 2022
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Bunky hands

When your hands have red spots on them resembling eczema.
A pen broke in my hand and it resembled a disgusting illness, to which my friend saw and yelled out “BUNKY HANDS
by Bryxen May 19, 2022
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Hot Food Hands

I hate when Chef Bryce calls for “Hot Food Hands”. He is so lost it takes him five minutes to sell one table.
by Rocket828 September 27, 2024
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Hands-On-Knees

1: formally referred to as nose goes when “hands on knees” is announced in a group setting all participants must rush to assume the position and the last person to make it to the squad is punished with the undesirable task; 2: used to propel boats
Person 1: “Who is driving?”
Person 2: “hands-on-knees!”
Person 3: “Oh Sarah you were last you have to drive “

2:

Person 1: “Oh no the boat motor broke”
Person 2: “It’s ok we can hands-on-knees to get us back”
by pnobeanie May 15, 2022
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Hand pay

A hand job where one hand whacks the top of your knob like you’re slapping out dollar bills for a cheap rate hooker
Got a quality hand pay from my bitch last night. Lasted almost fifty bucks.
by Wilkypedia December 01, 2021
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hand-hurter

A test requiring so much expository writing it leaves the test-taker's writing hand hurting.
My professor decided to give us a hand-hurter and now I can't grab the door handle on the way out.
by Ereck Flowers December 11, 2010
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