A term used to describe the after-effects of proundly blowing one's nose into one's bare hand and not asking for a tissue, even if your friend has one.
Kenny: "Oh my word, Henry just blew his nose into his bare hand! Who does that?"
Lenny: "Yikes, now he's shaking Joat's hand with his snot hand!"
Penny: "I don't feel bad, Joat has had dick hand since he updated his pornfolio this afernoon."
Lenny: "Yikes, now he's shaking Joat's hand with his snot hand!"
Penny: "I don't feel bad, Joat has had dick hand since he updated his pornfolio this afernoon."
by Ailay Yuka January 23, 2008
Chris: Hey Dave you getting Hand-Faced tonight?
Dave: No, not tonight im still hurting from the last time i got hand-faced
Dave: No, not tonight im still hurting from the last time i got hand-faced
by chrisma234 May 17, 2010
The hands elmo makes when he’s like ‘i don’t know’. It’s a shrug and only official when it comes from elmo
by Elmohandz December 25, 2021
Refers to either:
(1) What a starry-eyed bachelor loves doin' wif all da pretty girls whom he meets in Bangor-Brewer's southeastern satellite-town.
(2) A caring-hearted group of community volunteers in said twin-city suburb.
(1) What a starry-eyed bachelor loves doin' wif all da pretty girls whom he meets in Bangor-Brewer's southeastern satellite-town.
(2) A caring-hearted group of community volunteers in said twin-city suburb.
I love helping da less-privileged and physically/emotionally-infirm members of da human race, so I signed up wif Holden Hands. Da work was indeed totally satisfying and rewarding; da only prob was dat whenever I was paired wif one or more cutie-chick volunteers to perform community-assistance tasks, I always wanted to just "cuddle 'n' snuggle" wif said friendly adorable blinky-eyed damsels all day, and so we'd never get any work done --- kinda difficult to do much of anything when a marshmallow-hearted guy is cradling you on his lap, cooingly interlacing his fingers wif yers, and savoringly flexing yer toes and kneading yer arches and heels. Fortunately we were able to brainstorm a solution dat was palatable for all parties --- da lovely ladies smilingly agreed to let me rub their pretty feet during our lunch hours (oh, they loved "holden hands" wif me, too, of course --- da reason dat they were giving me access to just their tootsies during dat period was merely so dat their hands would be free to maneuver their food to their mouths), and then sit wif me after da workday was done for more misty-eyed foot-massages and hand-holding. So my being able to always gleefully look forward to said extremities-sharing delights kept me contented and happy throughout da workday, and thus allowed us all to perform our assigned duties without interruption.
by QuacksO March 01, 2023
The act of requesting payment in a circumstance where you could use Information against someone but choose not to
“Yo, I saw you hit that parked car over there. I won’t say nothing if you hit my hand” (normally accompanied by extending the hand out and rubbing thumb and first two fingers together.)
by Forwono1017 January 30, 2025
Another word for a snow shovel.
by BODYWEATHER5000 November 29, 2020
Josh: "Go wash the dishes Mike."
Mike:"Go take out the trash Josh."
Carl: "Dam that's some Second-Hand Monkey-Hand."
Mike:"Go take out the trash Josh."
Carl: "Dam that's some Second-Hand Monkey-Hand."
by Capuchin for Hire April 24, 2022