flying poop scooter

When someone shits on the floor and then proceeds to step on it with their foot and "ride" it around the house smearing it everywhere like they were riding a scooter

Bro you finna tryna flying poop scooter this lame ass party?

by FaggotDildoFacory January 29, 2018

Poop a Loop

A circular or lollipop-shaped path that a dog owner creates/packs down for their small dog to walk in the deep snow and go to the bathroom.

The snow was so deep, I had to make a poop a loop for my little dog this morning.

by Tashispice June 6, 2016

Meta Poop

Deification that occurs after drinking Metamucil. This usually involves only a few large logs Of poop and only requires a single wipe of the anus.

Took a sip of my coffee and took a huge Meta Poop.

by Clars800 September 12, 2020

poop

the stuff that comes out of your butt

poop is coming out of my butt

by mimi loranger May 11, 2020

Poop Blocker

That person who brazenly cuts in front of you in line for the bathroom, fully aware of your urgent intestinal plight. It's as if they take pleasure in your discomfort, making their act all the more infuriating.

"Honey, please don’t be a poop blocker when we get home. I’m crowning and it won't wait."

by Nacho Burris November 5, 2025

poop

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by pistachiosaurus March 19, 2021

Poop Sock

A Sock Belonging Feces which is usually hidden from parents or relitives Sometimes a Group activity. Usually hidden under bed, on other side of painting or anywhere you think it’ll be hid well

OH SHIT! Mom found the Poop Sock Hopefully she doesn’t find the mango juul pod

by Psn-Ozz07756 March 4, 2019